| 1950's lyrics: | Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will. |
| 1960's lyrics: | When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything. |
| 1970's lyrics: | I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. |
| 2012 lyrics: | Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt. |
| first day of school: | 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks. |
| end of school year: | 1 pencil you found in the hallway. |
the awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it follow my blog
(Source: -liamjpayne, via helloimingrid)
| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
